weighing more vegetables

Elderly French man with arms full of loose fruit and veg: Here you go! On the scales!
Shop assistant: Errr....do you have any bags for all these?
E-f-m-w-h-f-o-f-a-v (fruit and veg bouncing everywhere): I only ever use one bag, here it is. On, off, easy!
Assistant: Err..where do you want me to put all the seperate price stickers, then?
E-f-m-w-h-f-o-f-a-v: On the one bag, like so. Voila!
Me(at head of the now-lengthy queue behind): Oh for God's sake.