Monday 20 March 2017

Fish wish


TC (muffled curse): Oh, bloody hell...the fish has jumped out of the tank (drops to knees and starts groping under armchair)
Me: Can you get it?
TC (chucks shocked fish back into tank): There you go. Panic over.
Me (dreamy): Its like Finding Nemo...he was trying to go home...
TC: Yeah, all the way to Shirley Aquatics.