Me (warîly): Hello. A slice of that ham-and-mushroom pizza, please (points slowly with finger)
Hypermarket woman:This one?(goes to clam-and-banana pizza)
Me: No,no, this one, HAM-and-MUSHROOM.
HW (cross): Well, you should have SAID. How much? (cuts enormous slice)
Me (cowardly): that's perfect. And a slice of quiche as well, in the same box is OK
HW(tuts and rolls eyes): I don't have that RIGHT.
Hypermarket woman:This one?(goes to clam-and-banana pizza)
Me: No,no, this one, HAM-and-MUSHROOM.
HW (cross): Well, you should have SAID. How much? (cuts enormous slice)
Me (cowardly): that's perfect. And a slice of quiche as well, in the same box is OK
HW(tuts and rolls eyes): I don't have that RIGHT.
ps Just realised the slice of pizza I ended up with was in fact more than 7 euros. Bloody Hell.
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