Me(having combed the venue, post-concert): There you are! At last! Phew. Are you ok?
Piggy (lounging on steps at stage door, surrounded by members of very famous band): YESH! HERE I am!(waves arm in air with a flourish) I have told theesh nice boys to take ush to a nightclub..and they said YESH! DIDN'T you? (slaps nearest one on the thigh for emphasis)
V-F-B (in unison): YES!
Me: Riiiiiiiiight...hmmmm..
Famous Band Member (nice, middle-class boy, drinking coke post-gig) to me: It's ok, she's ok here with us.
Me to FBM: Mate, it's YOU I'm worried about.
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