It's a song and it's just wrong

TC (musing): I hate it when people just casually drop song titles into the conversation.
Me (not really listening): Do you?
TC (glinting): Yes! It makes me want to SHOUT!

Fish wish

TC (muffled curse): Oh, bloody hell...the fish has jumped out of the tank (drops to knees and starts groping under armchair)
Me: Can you get it?
TC (chucks shocked fish back into tank): There you go. Panic over.
Me (dreamy): Its like Finding Nemo...he was trying to go home...
TC: Yeah, all the way to Shirley Aquatics.

Nuts and Cracks

Snack Attack #2

Not one for the Anglo-Saxon market, perhaps.

#onlyinFrance

Snack Attack

When snacks go bad.

The first in an occasional series.

First up - "Chav-flavour" crisps.

#onlyinFrance

Swiss droll

Swiss Passport Official (humourless): Do you have a dog at home?
Me (surprised, confused): What? Er, no, no dog...(rabbits)...well, sometimes, but not always and not for a while now (surreptitiously tries to check for hairs)...why?
SPO (withering, hands passport back over counter): Well, something has been chewing your passport. Look at these teethmarks.