Scary Stray (wriggling on sofa): There is something in my trousers.
Me: Oh, for God's sake. That is so transparent. If you think I am looking down there, think again. Pah! Honestly.
SS: No, seriously..(wriggles some more)..Aha! Here it is! It's....a bloody GUMMI BEAR! How did that get down there? (glares at me)
Me(immediately assumes completely blank expression): I have NO idea.
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