Suave dentist(removing rubber gloves with a snap): It is the wisdom teeth, yes..
Me: Unlikely, in my case, I would have thought. More like lack-of-wisdom..
SD: All four will have to come out.
Me(feeble, by now lying face-down in chair with hands and hair over face):...hamster...no...no
SD(not without humour):Well,..yes..yes..but one with nice big blue eyes, at least.
Liberate The Minx
Saturday 26 March 2011
Wednesday 23 March 2011
A Fishy business..
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| DaaaDA..DaaaDA..dadadadadadaDADADAAAAAAAA (Jaws music..) |
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| Piggy's trotters |
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| YUM! |
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| Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.. |
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| *squeaking sounds* |
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| "Are you crazy? The FALL will probably kill you!" (Oh, sorry! Wrong film!) |
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| The FIN-ish |
Tuesday 15 March 2011
Boys steal my food
Quietly minding my own business at work, then footsteps approach...
Frenchie: Dahling! You look lovely today (starts to stroke my hair). Do you 'ave any food for me? Even just a leetle beet?
...a few moments later..
English(shuffles up, bleary-eyed): Bloody hell. I am SO hungover. You got any scran?
....followed shortly after by..
Spaniard (difficult to make out what he is saying, due to unlit fag hanging out of mouth): Holaaaaaa! Mmmmm...galletas....veni aqui....
...just when you thought the coast was clear...
Portuguese: Hey girl! What food have you got today? Gimme! Wax on! Wax off!
....not to be outdone by....
Russian: Are you trying to fatten me up for the orthodox Easter or something? Spaysiba!
.Me(peering into empty biscuit box): Bloody hell, it says here there were 48 in here. I have only had FOUR. Oh, for God's sake. Is bloody hunter-pilferer, never mind hunger-gatherer.
Frenchie: Dahling! You look lovely today (starts to stroke my hair). Do you 'ave any food for me? Even just a leetle beet?
...a few moments later..
English(shuffles up, bleary-eyed): Bloody hell. I am SO hungover. You got any scran?
....followed shortly after by..
Spaniard (difficult to make out what he is saying, due to unlit fag hanging out of mouth): Holaaaaaa! Mmmmm...galletas....veni aqui....
...just when you thought the coast was clear...
Portuguese: Hey girl! What food have you got today? Gimme! Wax on! Wax off!
....not to be outdone by....
Russian: Are you trying to fatten me up for the orthodox Easter or something? Spaysiba!
.Me(peering into empty biscuit box): Bloody hell, it says here there were 48 in here. I have only had FOUR. Oh, for God's sake. Is bloody hunter-pilferer, never mind hunger-gatherer.
Friday 4 March 2011
A healthy diet
White Coat: Think in terms of multi-coloured foods when you are working out what to eat..that should mean you get all the vitamins and minerals you need and it will keep you healthy.
Me(pathetically): Do M&Ms count?
Me(pathetically): Do M&Ms count?
Tuesday 1 March 2011
Brain drain
In canteen at work...
Me: You know how these days I can cook and I eat a really healthy diet and go to the gym a lot and am a bit nerdy?
Sardine(shovelling in chicken pie): Yerth.
Me: Well, I am such a different person these days, I am sure that in hospital they actually took my brain out and gave me a new one and the old one is still in a jar there, on a shelf somewhere.
Sardine(laughing): Seriously, I don't think they would have kept it.
Me: You know how these days I can cook and I eat a really healthy diet and go to the gym a lot and am a bit nerdy?
Sardine(shovelling in chicken pie): Yerth.
Me: Well, I am such a different person these days, I am sure that in hospital they actually took my brain out and gave me a new one and the old one is still in a jar there, on a shelf somewhere.
Sardine(laughing): Seriously, I don't think they would have kept it.
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