Saturday 5 February 2011

making an arse of it

White Coat: Right, this is your entire medical history since you had the accident and were brought in. Safe trip home!
Me (thinks to myself): Get in! At last I will find out exactly what happened.

Later that night, at home:
Me (reading to myself):...riding accident blah blah....brought in unconscious by helicoper...blah...but everything seems to be working ok...blah blah..nasal swab clear...anal swab clear...I beg your pardon, what?

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