Saturday 3 November 2012

Lickety-split


Haribo (disdainful): ..that's just a**e-licking, if you ask me.
Me (agreeing): Yeah.
Haribo (moral): I could never do that kind of thing, urgh.
Me (pragmatic): Oh, I dunno. Depends how desperate you are. I would lick anything if I wanted it enough.

(cue extended and repeated cackling)

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