Cute but mad-eyed Border Collie: HelloHuman! Allowmetointroducemyself! Iamabordercollie! Yes! Thesunisshining! Isn'tlifegreat? Ihaveridiculousamountsofenergy! Hereismyballasyouobviouslyhavenotnoticedityet! (nudges slobber-and-grass covered ball into my hand) Pleasethrowitalongwayforme! Yes! (does little excited stamp and wiggle)
Me: oh, hello. You are VERY cute. What's your name?
CBMEBC: ohwhogivesastuff? LikeIcanspeakhumananyway? Iamadogyouplonker! THROWTHEBLOODYBALL! (small, insistent yip and wiggle)
Me: Do you want me to throw the ball for you?
CBMEBC: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES (starts edging away without taking eyes off me)
Me: here you go,then (I throw the ball)
CBMEBC: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!(streaks off after it, ears,fur,tongue and tail flying)
Liberate The Minx
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