Monday 13 June 2011

Guest post!

French man fixing the kitchen boiler: Are you botanique? (trans: you have lot of plants in here, are you a gardener?)
Laney (bobbing around nervously):...er..well....yes.....er....I think it really adds something.....it's better like that, you know....(skips nimbly off into the next room, not knowing what else to say and a bit awkward)
FMFTB:..........? (bemused and slightly alarmed, fixes boiler as fast as possible and then scarpers)


Turns out the FMFTB had actually asked Laney if he was BRITANNIQUE.

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