Shop assistant: D'you need any help, there?
Me (hearing the accent): Where are you from?
SA (surprised): Washington.
Me (pleased): I'm from Blyth.
SA (ecstatic): Eee, ya never! Wey ya bugger. What you doin' heeya?
Me (switches into broad Geordie) : Aam studyin' for a yur. Ah live in France now, like.
SA: Me husband's in thu Armee. Wuv just bort a hoose. ah said, wu cud a bort a palass for that up north, like.
Me: One a me friends is from Santropay, when ah went ah said, corl that a beach? They're much betta back hjem, but there's nee bugger on them, its too cad.
SA: What's France like?
Me: Aw, divven't start us off.
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