Fierce-looking security guard at kitchen door: Are you in Flat A?
Me(in penguins, waiting for porridge to heat up): No, I'm in B. (gets curious) Why?
FLSG: There's some flowers here, been delivered for Flat A.
Me: Oh! (senses opportunity for mischief) In THAT case, I AM in Flat A..(tries winning smile)
FLSG: Get outta here. (chucks tissue at me)
Liberate The Minx
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