Trick or Treat

Chorus of tiny zombies, skeletons, werewolves and vampires at the door: Trick or Treat!

Me (running out of sweets): Trick!

Tiny zombies, skeletons, werewolves and vampires (downcast): We've not thought of one.

Tiniest zombie (pipes up): I've got one. What's your name?

Me: Catherine

TZ (points to nose, hidden under thick green make-up): What's this?

Me: Your nose?

TZ (nods, holds out empty, cupped hands): And what's this?

Me: errr....nothing?

TZ (triumphantly): So - Catherine Nose Nothing! That's your trick! Give us a sweet now!