In some forgotten corner of a far-flung newsroom.....
Colleague: Have you got anything to munch?
Me (scrabbling in bag): Believe it or not, there's a Tunnocks teacake in here somewhere (whips it out with a flourish) Here it is!
Colleague (eyes gleaming): Where did you get that from?
Me: I stole it from a nun. Fact.
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