Something fishy

\(On metro)

Small person (pipes up): What is this station called?
Mother: Sans Souci.
SP: Sans Sushi?

Meek Shagger

(just heard this on French radio)

Presenter: So, you and Davvid Cammerron, you are a beet like Kees Reechar and Meek Shagger, no?
Boris Johnson: No. We are more like Wallace and Gromeet.

Boots on the ground

(struggling through a very snowy Brussels on way to conference)

Fellow journalist (Spanish): Holy communion wafers! Last time I wore these boots, I was covering the war in Bosnia!

Infidelity card

(queuing at till in hypermarket)

Lady behind till: Do you have a fidelity card?
Man in front of me: No.
Me (chirps up, despite knowing that remaining silent is always the best option): I have! (waves card)
LBT (laughing): No, sorry, it has to be him.
MIFOM: I am afraid I am completely infidele (gently places hand on top of mine on belt and looks soulfully into my eyes)..but only when it comes to shopping, that is....



(Translation note: Fidelity card means store loyalty card in the UK)