Flight attendant with trolley en route to Liverpool: I've got a new man on the go.
Other flight attendant: You haven't!
FA: I have! He took me up that Ben Nevis the other day. (That'll be two pounds fifty or three euros, please.)
Me (thinks): Is that dodgy Liverpool rhyming slang?
OFA: Ben Nevis? Isn't that in Scotland?
FA: Nooooo. It's in Wales. (Mind ya legs, there! Wa comin' through!)
OFA: Don't you mean Betws-y-coed?
FA: D'you know, I always get those two confused. (Do you want that bag up above, love?)
Liberate The Minx
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