DIY Helpline Person* (polite):....and is it Miss or Mrs?
Me: Miss...(thinks)...that's why I'm buying a drill.
(extended giggling on both sides)
DIYHP (still giggling):...sorry if you can hear noises in the background, that's my rabbit.
Me (intrigued) : So does he live in the house?
DIYHP: Yes. Because we live in Foxtown.
Me (dim): Oh, where's that then? Scotland?
*Leroy Merlin for Frenchies
