No freakin' Ikea

(Looking doubtfully at a pile of parts for an elderly, flat-pack chest of drawers)

Sardine: Are there any instructions for this, or is it just freestyle?

Mercury rising..maybe not

Suave Frenchy: Do you want to hear a joke?
Me: Always.
SF: In France this summer, the only way you are going to see a thermometer showing at least 37 degrees is by sticking it up your a**e.